Chim-Chiminy, Chim-Chiminy,
Chim-Chim Charoo,
Who needs Sol Campbell when we've got Djourou!
Chim-Chiminy, Chim-Chiminy,
Chim-Chim Charee,
Who needs Ashley Cole when we've got Clichy!
(To the tune of Land of hope and
glory) We all follow the Arsenal
over land and
sea (and Leicester)
We'll follow the Arse-nal
unto victory
Carefree where ever we may be
Cos we are the famous AFC
And week don't give a fuck
about Chelsea
Cos we are the famous AFC!!
(to the tune of sweet Molly Malone)
In London's fair city
Where the girls are so pretty
I first set my eyes on
sweet Molly Malone
She wheeled her wheelbarrow
Through Streets broad and narrow
singing
(clap...clap..clapclapclap..clapclapclapclap)
ARSENAL!
The Anthem
(to the tune of "Jerusalem")
And did those boots, of Wenger's team
Walk upon Highbury's turf so green?
And did they play, with great esteem
The best football we've ever seen?
And with a cannon on our chest
We play with heart, and mind, and zest
And we are proud to be Arsenal
In victory through harmony
We're the famous Arsenal
(to the tune of the Hawaii five-o theme)
We're the famous Arsenal, famous AFC
We're the famous Arsenal, famous AFC
First double won in '71
Even better coz we pissed on the scum
On their own ground, what a famous night
(repeat)
"We won the league" song:
We won the league (repeated by
someone else)
At Highbury (again repeated by someone
else)
(All join in) We won the league at
Highbury
We won the league at the Arsenal ("at
the Arsenal" can be "in North London")
We won the league at Highbury
Double feeling song (to You've lost that
lovin' feeling):
I've got that double feeling,
Woah that double feeling,
I've got that double feeling
and it's on on on wooaaaooohhh!
(we now substitute done done done for on
on on) :-)
Que sera sera
What ever will be will be
We`re going to Wemberly que sera sera.
(1993 version)
Tell me ma me ma
To put the champagne on ice.
We`re going to Wembley twice
Tell me ma me ma
Good old Arsenal,
we're proud to
say that name
And while we sing this song
we'll win the game.
To the tune of "New York, New York" by Frank Sinatra
Start spreading the news, we're playing today
We'll always be a part of it - Arsenal, Arsenal
These red and white shoes, are longing to stray
Right through the very heart of it - through Arsenal
We always wake up in an Arsenal wonderland
And find we're king of the hill, top of the heap, A number one!
These second-rate teams, are melting away
They just ain't got the heart for it, at Arsenal
If we can win it there, we'll win it anywhere
To the tune of Roll out the barrel
Roll out the Arsenal
Lets have a barrel of fun
Roll out the Arsenal
We've got them all on the run
Just one more goal now
Then how we all will cheer
1,2,3,4,5,6,7,The Gang's all here
Go down the field again
Just one more goal
No other team can fight like the boys in
Red and White
Never let their Glory fade
Long may they reign
So let us all give out with Up the
Gunners, Up the Gunners Goal!
(to the tune of "Bicycle Race" by Queen)
I want to see The Ar-se-nal
I want to see the boys
I want to see the Ar-se-nal
Stand up and make some f*ckin noise
ARRR-SENAL!! ARRR-SENAL!!
(To the tune of You are my sunshine) You are my Arsenal, My only Arsenal,
You make me happy, When skies are grey,
You'll never know just, How much I love
you,
So please don't take,My Arsenal...Away
Na na na na na (ooh)Na na na na na
(ooh ooh)na na na na na..........
(To the tune of tiptoe through the tulips)
Tiptoe through the North Bank
with your razor and your shawed-off
shotgun.
Tiptoe through the North Bank with
MEEEEEE!
To the tune of 'Happiness' by some old bloke
with the last name 'Dodd'
Arsenal, Arsenal, Tottenham are shit and they win fuck all
To me this world is Arsenal's place,
The greatest team in the human race,
We've got all the silverware, we've got
all the gold
Cause we've got Adams and we've got
Bould
(repeat it over and over)
Boys from Highbury
Sing about the Gunners,
We're the lads in Red and White,
We can play the football game,
And we can play it right.
While there's still a minute left,
We'll not give up the fight,
When we go marching on Wembley.
March on, march on!
The boys from Highbury.
March on, march on!
March on to victory.
The Gunners colours on the Cup,
Is what we're gonna see,
When we go marching on Wembley!
(To the tune of Eton Boating Song) Now there's a team called the Arsenal,
The greatest of them all,
And we will always support them,
Whether they rise or fall, or fall!
So we'll drink, drink, drink together,
In praise of the AFC,
Drink, drink, drink together,
In praise of the AFC.
Fulham can stay at the Cottage
Southampton can stay at the Dell
And as for Tottenham Hotspur
They can go
to hell, to hell
So we'll drink, drink, drink together,
In praise of the AFC,
Drink, drink, drink together,
In praise of the AFC.
To ...When the saints (1989 version)
We won the league!
We won the league!
We won the league on Merseyside!
We won the league on the Mersey!
We won the league on Merseyside!
To ...When the saints (1991 version)
We won the league!
We won the league!
We won the league on Monday Night!
We won the league on the Monday!
We won
the league on Monday Night!
(to the tune of "Auld Lang Syne") We are the boys from Highbury, we are The Arsenal
We hate the scum from white hart lane, we hate the Tottenham
We are the boys in red and white, we're Gooners one and all
And we're the pride of London town, we are The Arsenal
We are The Arsenal my friends, we are The Arsenal
We are the boys in red and white, we're Gooners one and all
(To the tune of Hey Jude) Na na na na-na-na-na
Na-na-na-na
Arsenal!
Who's that team they call the Arsenal?
Who's that team we all adore?
They're the boys in red and white,
and they fight with all their might,
and they're out to show the world just
how to score!"
F*ck 'Em!
F*ck 'em, f*ck em all!
United, West Ham, Liverpool,
We are the Arsenal, we are the best,
We are the Arsenal, f*ck the rest!
She wore, She wore,
She wore a yellow ribbon,
She wore a yellow ribbon in the merry
month of May,
And when, I asked, Oh why she wore that
ribbon,
She said its for the Arsenal and we're
going to Wembley, Wembley, Wembley,
We're the famous Arsenal and we're going
Wembley.
We love you Arsenal
We love you Arsenal,
We do,
We love you Arsenal,
We do,
We love you Arsenal,
We do,
Oh Arsenal we love you!
(To the tune of Land of Hope and Glory) We hate Nottingham Forest
We hate Liverpool too
We hate West Ham United
But Arsenal we love you
Jingle bells, jingle bells, Jingle all
the way
Santa is an Arsenal fan
And at Highbury today - oh!
Jingle bells, jingle bells, Jingle all
the way
Oh what fun it is to see the Arsenal win
away
Drink, drink, wherever you may be,
We are the drunk and disorderly,
but we don't give a shit, and we don't
give a f**k,
Coz we came home with the Cup Winners'
Cup!"
We're on the march, we're Georgie's army
We're all going to Wembley,
And we'll really shake em up
When we win the FA Cup
Cos Arsenal are the greatest football
team
We come from Highbury,
We play at Wemberley
The Arsenal, Woooah
The Arsenal, Woooah
Thierry Henry, Thierry Henry, Thierry Henry, Thierry Henry
We've got the best player in the world
We've got the best player in the world
We've got the best player in the world
We've got the best player in the world
HENRY!
(to the tune of "The First Noel") Thierry Henry
Came to us from Turin
Not too sure about playing,
Up-front or the wing
Then Arsene had a word,
And he said he was keen
To turn him into the best striker, We've ever seen
Run Run Whoever you may be.
There's no-one as fast as our Henry.
And you'll be seeing red and nothing of the ball.
Cause we are the London/ F**king Ar-sen-al
Went down the Lane,
The other night,
To tell the scum,
We got the new Ian Wright,
They said to me,
How can that be?
I said to them,
We got Thierry Henry,
Chim-chimminy,
Chim-chimminy,
Chim-chim chi-ree,
We've got £12million and Thierry Henry!
Lauren
(to the tune of "My Gang [come on, come on]" by Gary
Glitter)
Lauren, Lau-ren
Lauren, Lau-ren
Freddie Ljungberg
(To the tune of I love you baby) We love you Freddie,
cos you've got red hair,
We love you Freddie,
cos you're
everywhere
Whoa Freddy Freddy,
You only score for Arsenal,
When we play Man U!
Dennis Bergkamp
(To the tune of my old man's a Dustman)
Dennis Bergkamp's magic
He wears a magic hat
And when he saw the Arsenal
He said I fancy that
He didn't sign for Villa
Or Chelsea cause they're shite
He signed for the Arsenal
Cause they are dynamite
Dennis Bergkamp's magic
He wears a magic hat
He wears a red and white shirt
With a number ten on his back
He scores goals with his left foot
He scores em with his right
And when we go to White Hart Lane
He'll score all fucking night.
Only one Dennis Bergkamp
One Dennis Bergkamp
Going along, singing a song,
Walking in a Bergkamp wonderland!
Patrick Vieira
(To the tune of Volare)
He comes from Senegal,
He plays for the Arsenal,
Vieira, oh oh
Vieira, oh oh oh oh.
(To tune of the Macarena)
My old man drives a clapped out Sierra
Ooh Pat Vieira
Robert Pires
Super, Super Rob
Super, Super, Rob
Super, Super Rob
Super Robert Pires
Bobby Pires Superstar
(to the tune of "Love me Tender" by Elvis)
Bobby Pires, superstar
What amazing skill
Bobby Pires, we love you
And we always will
(repeat)
Sol Campbell
We got Campbell
We got Campbell
From the Lane
WE GOT CAMPBELL
Double, double, double
Sol Campbell has won the double
And the c*nts down the Lane
Have won f*ck all again
And Sol Campbell has won the double.
Hey hey tottenham(sol Campbell)
I wanna know
oh oh where your captains gone.
YOU SCUM.
Arsene Wenger went to Brazil
He saw a player with lots of skill
They said to him he can play for you
He aint got a passport and his name is EDU
EDU edu EDU edu EDU edu EDU edu
Kanu
He's big, he's black, he's had a heart attack, Kanu,
kanu,...
(To the
tune of Chim Chiminy)
Chim chiminy chim chiminy chim chim cheroo
who needs Anelka when we've got Kanu?
(to the tune of Camptown ladies)
Kanu hear Arsenal sing?
Kanu!
Kanu!
Chelsea (away) October 1999
Carefree where ever you may be,
Rixy's got a bird and she's only three.
We don't give a f*ck whoever you may be,
Cos' Chelsea got two, Kanu got three!
Martin Keown
Kee-own!
There's only one Keown,
There's only one Keown,
There's only one Keown.
Boom boom boom,
Let me hear you say Keown!
KE-OWN!
Boom boom boom,
Let me hear you say Keown!
KE-OWN!
Mark Overmars
To the tune of Hey Mr. Sandman
Hey Mr. Right baaaaack, this ain't a
dream (da da da da)
The greatest winger that you've ever
seen
He'll either nutmeg or run ya right over
The flying dutchman is on yer shoulder
He's blonde, he's quick,
his name's
a porno flick
Emmanuel, Emmanuel
He's French, He's Blonde,
He's won the COUPE DU MONDE -
Emmanuel, Emmanuel!!!!!!!!!!!
Ian Wright
Ian Wright my lord, Ian Wright.
Ian Wright my lord, Ian Wright.
Ian Wright my lord, Ian Wright.
Oh lord, Ian Wright!
Ian Wright, Wright, Wright!
Ian Wright, Wright, Wright!
Ian Wright, Wright, Wright!
Ian Wright, Ian Wright,
Ian Ian Wright,
He gets the ball and scores a goal, Ian
Ian Wright!
At number 1, it's Perry Groves,
At number 2, it's Perry Groves,
At number 3, it's Perry Groves,
At number 4, it's Perry Groves,
At number 5, it's Perry Groves,
At number 6, it's Perry Groves,
At number 7, it's Perry Groves,
At number 8, it's Perry Groves,
At number 9, it's Perry Groves,
At number 10, it's Perry Groves,
At number 11, it's Perry Groves,
At number 12, it's Perry Groves,
We all live in a Perry Groves world,
A Perry Groves world, a Perry Groves world.
Brian Marwood
We've got Brian, Brian Marwood on the wing, on the wing.
We've got Brian, Brian Marwood on the wing, on the wing.
Brian, Brian Marwood, Brian Marwood on the wing,
Brian, Brian Marwood, Brian Marwood on the wing,
Lasagne whoa Lasagne whooooaaaaa
we laughed ourselves to bits, when the spurs they got the shits!
Thats Lasagne whooooa, Thats Lasagne whooaaaa
The spurs the started to cry...cause they didnt qualify...
THATS LASAGNE WHOOOOOOA LASAGNE WHOAAA
Have you ever seen Tottenham win the League?
Have you ever seen Tottenham win the League?
Have you ever seen Tottenham,
ever seen Tottenham,
ever seen Tottenham win the league?
(Have you fuck)
If I had the wings of an eagle and I had the arse of a cow
I'd fly over White Hart Lane and I'd shit on the bastards below
shit on shit on I'd shit on the bastards below
below shit on shit on I'd shit on the bastards below
Hello! Hello! We are the Arsenal
boys
Hello! Hello! We are the Arsenal boys
And if you are a Tottenham fan surrender
or you die,
As we all follow the Arsenal.
To the tune of (Que sera, sera...) When I was just a little boy I
asked my mother what will I be?
Will I be Arsenal? will I be Spurs?
Here's what she said to me...
Wash your mouth out son,
Go get your
father's gun
And shoot the Tottenham scum
Que sera, sera...
To the tune of (All I wanna do...
(Sheryl Crow))
What we're gonna do
Is beat the scum,
Then we will show that we're London's
number one.
What we're gonna do is beat the scum,
Then we will show that we're London's
number one
The wanky Tottenham Hotspur went to Rome
to see the pope,
The wanky Tottenham Hotspur went to Rome
to see the pope
The wanky Tottenham Hotspur went to Rome
to see the pope
and this is what he said - "FUCK OFF!
My old man said be a Tottenham fan
But I said fuck off bollocks, you're a
cunt, you're a cunt
We'll follow the Arsenal over land and
sea
We'll follow the Arsenal unto victory
Away in a manger, no crib for a bed,
the little Lord Jesus stood up and he
said...
WE HATE TOTTENHAM, AND WE HATE
TOTTENHAM...
The famous Tottenham Hotspur went to
Rome to see the Pope
The famous Tottenham Hotspur went to
Rome to see the Pope
The famous Tottenham Hotspur went to
Rome to see the Pope
The famous Tottenham Hotspur went to
Rome to see the Pope
And this is what he said: Fuck Off!
One-Nil Down, Two-One Up
We knocked Tottenham out the cup
La la la la la la la
Who's that team they call the Arsenal,
who's that team we all adore
They're the boys in red and white
And they'll fight with all their might,
And they're out to show the world just how to scooooore!
When I was a little boy
My mother bought me a little toy
tottenham fan on a string.
Told me to kick his fuckin' head in,
kick his head in, kick his head in,
She told me to kick his fuckin' head in
Hey-ey Ashley, (Blue Scum)
I wanna know-oho why your such a CUNT!
Or this classic... (To the tune of she be coming round
the mountain)
I'd rather have a Willie than a C***!
I'd rather have a Willie than a C***!
I'd rather have a Willie
I'd rather have a Willie
I'd rather have a Willie than a C***!
Or this one to that Lily Allen song...
Oh Ashley Cole
he's a fucking arsehole
he's a fucking arsehole
oh Ashley Cole
he's a fucking arsehole
he's a fucking arsehole
Titus Bramble, Titus Bramble,
Titus Bramble shagged your wife,
Titus Bramble shagged your wife
Cole's a wanker dadadada
Cole's a wanker daddadda
Are you Tottenham, are you Tottenham,
Are you Tottenham in Disguise?
Are you Tottenham in disguise?
Or (to Chelsea) 50 years,
that's worse than Spurs,
50 years, that's worse than Spurs.
One man went went to Laugh
One man went went to laugh,
went to laugh at Chelsea
One man and his dog,
Went to laugh at Chelsea,
Two men went to laugh,
Went to laugh at Chelsea,
Two men, one man and his dog,
Went to laugh at Chelsea,
(London Bridge Is Falling Down) Stamford Bridge is falling down,
Falling down,
Falling down,
Stamford Bridge is falling down,
Poor old Chelsea!
Build it up in Red and White,
Red and White,
Red and White,
Build it up in Red and White,
Oh ohh Chelsea!
He's bald,
He's queer,
He takes it up the rear,
Frank LeBoeuf, Frank LeBoeuf.
Vialli, oh-oh-oh!
Vialli, oh-oh-oh!
He fancies Graeme Le Saux,
He'd like to have a go!
(Coming round the Mountain) Have you ever seen the Chelsea win the league?
Have you ever seen the Chelsea win the league?
Have you ever seen the Chelsea,
Ever seen the Chelsea,
Have you ever seen the Chelsea win the league?
Shit cups,
You only win shit cups,
You only win shit cups,
You only win shit cups,
You'll win fuck all again,
Sherringham Sherringham.
Teddy '98
Whoa Teddy, Teddy!
You went to Man United,
And you won f*ck all!
Teddy '99
Whoa Teddy, Teddy!
You may have won the treble,
But you're still a c*nt!
Teddy 2000
Reserve!
You're just a f*cking reserve!
You're just a f*cking reserve!
You're just a f*cking reserve!
David Pleat song
As I remember, it went...(to the tune of
"She wore, she wore...)
She wore, she wore
She wore fishnet stockings
She wore fishnet stockings and
stilettoes on her feet
And when, I asked her why she wore that
costume
She said it's for her client and his
name is David Pleat
David Pleat, David Pleat...
West Ham
We've got Dennis Bergkamp,
You've got Iain Dowie,
We've got Dennis Bergkamp,
You've got Iain Dowie,
Repeat
You can stick your f*cking bubbles up your arse,
You can stick your f*cking bubbles up your arse,
You can stick your f*cking bubbles,
You can stick your f*cking bubbles,
You can stick your f*cking bubbles up your arse,
Man U
Mrs Beckham
Posh Spice is a slapper,
She wears a wonderbra,
And when she's shagging Beckham,
She thinks of Ray Parlour!
Stand Up If...
Stand up, if you hate Man U!
Stand up, if you hate Man U!
Stand up, if you hate Man U!
Stand up, if you hate Man U!
Roy Keane Ditty
Roy Keano, oh-oh-oh,
Roy Keano, oh-oh-oh,
For 50 thousand quid,
He scores for Real Madrid!
